The Grinch Cocktail holiday non-alcoholic drink kit

The Grinch Cocktail

$85.00
$85.00 $114.65
The Grinch Cocktail

The Grinch Cocktail

$85.00
$85.00 $114.65

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💚 The Grinch Cocktail – Steal the Show, Not the Joy

This one’s for the holidays, the mischief-makers, and anyone who loves a cocktail with character. The Grinch Cocktail is rich, creamy, and just the right amount of festive—bringing together tropical warmth, cozy spice, and a pop of seasonal colour in every sip.

Velvety coconut milk meets dark, aromatic botanicals and rum-inspired depth, finished with fresh mint and ruby pomegranate for a drink that’s equal parts playful and indulgent. No heart-growing required. 🎄✨
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WHAT'S INCLUDED
TASTING NOTES

🥥 Creamy & Cozy: Coconut milk adds a smooth, luscious mouthfeel.
🌴 Tropical Depth: Bare Caribbean Rum delivers warm, molasses-like notes.
🌑 Dark & Aromatic: Myth adds complexity with layered spice and bitterness.
🌿 Fresh Finish: Mint brightens every sip.
❤️ Festive Pop: Pomegranate seeds bring a tart, juicy contrast and holiday flair.

Rich, balanced, and undeniably seasonal.
PERFECT FOR
  • Holiday parties with personality
  • Cozy nights by the tree
  • Festive mocktail lovers who like a creamy sip
  • Christmas movie marathons (you know which one 😉)
  • Anyone looking to serve something playful and elevated
The Grinch Cocktail holiday non-alcoholic drink kit
  • The Grinch Cocktail holiday non-alcoholic drink kit
  • The Grinch holiday non-alcoholic cocktail kit styled on bar with festive garnish

Frequently Asked Questions — The Grinch Cocktail

Expert answers to common questions about non-alcoholic options, ingredients, and delivery across Canada.

What is the difference between '0.0% ABV' and 'Non-Alcoholic?

Products labeled 0.0% ABV contain absolutely no alcohol. Some products labeled 'non-alcoholic' may contain trace amounts of alcohol (less than 0.5% ABV), which is similar to the levels found in ripe fruit or fruit juice.

Is 0.5% really alcohol-free?

In Canada, any product containing less than 1.1% alcohol-by-volume (ABV) is considered alcohol-free because our body metabolizes that amount of alcohol faster than we can feel any effect.

More commonly world-wide, any product containing 0.5% ABV or less is considered alcohol-free.

Fun fact: many foods have some level of ABV due to their natural fermentation. Kombucha, breads made with yeast, overripe bananas, fruit juice, yogurt, soy sauces & vinegars can range from 0.2% ABV up to 1.2% ABV.

How do I use non-alcoholic spirits in cocktails?

Non-alcoholic spirits are designed to be used in a 1:1 ratio as you would with traditional spirits. Check out our 'Recipes' section on the blog for inspiration, or browse our curated 'Cocktail Kits' which come with everything you need to build the perfect drink.

How can I contact customer service?

Customer service: info@thesobrmarket.com, orders@thesobrmarket.com

The Grinch holiday non-alcoholic cocktail kit styled on bar with festive garnish

The Grinch Cocktail

HOW TO MAKE IT

1. Add to a shaker:

  • 1 oz Bare Caribbean Rum
  • 2 oz Myth
  • 2 oz coconut milk
  • A few dashes of aromatic bitters

2. Shake well over ice until silky and chilled.
3. Strain into a rocks or coupe glass.
4. Garnish generously with fresh mint and pomegranate seeds.

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