Calming Functional

Slow down without switching off.

Sometimes you need to take the edge off without turning the lights out entirely. The drinks in this category are designed to ease tension, quiet the noise, and help you find a more settled pace, without alcohol and without drowsiness. Wind-down drinks that actually work.

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  • Drømme- Calm

    Drømme- Calm

    Drømme- Calm

    From $56.86

    750 mL$7.58 / 100 mL

  • OOSO - Hibiscus.Ginger.Currant

    OOSO - Hibiscus.Ginger.Currant

    OOSO - Hibiscus.Ginger.Currant

    From $6.53

    248 mL$2.63 / 100 mL

  • Melting Forest Chill - Strawberry Lavender

    Melting Forest Chill - Strawberry Lavender

    Melting Forest Chill - Strawberry Lavender

    From $4.60

    355 mL$1.30 / 100 mL

  • Melting Forest Chill - Coconut Pineapple

    Melting Forest Chill - Coconut Pineapple

    Melting Forest Chill - Coconut Pineapple

    From $4.60

    355 mL$1.30 / 100 mL

  • Melting Forest Chill - Yuzu Lime

    Melting Forest Chill - Yuzu Lime

    Melting Forest Chill - Yuzu Lime

    From $4.60

    355 mL$1.30 / 100 mL

  • OOSO - Variety 12 Pack

    OOSO - Variety 12 Pack

    OOSO - Variety 12 Pack

    $85.20
    Sale price  $85.20 Regular price 
  • Melting Forest Chill - Watermelon Elderflower

    Melting Forest Chill - Watermelon Elderflower

    Melting Forest Chill - Watermelon Elderflower

    $5.00
    Sale price  $5.00 Regular price 

    355 mL$1.41 / 100 mL

  • Melting Forest Chill - Variety Pack

    Melting Forest Chill - Variety Pack

    Melting Forest Chill - Variety Pack

    $60.00
    Sale price  $60.00 Regular price 

Frequently Asked Questions — Calming Functional

Expert answers to common questions about non-alcoholic options, ingredients, and delivery across Canada.

Are functional beverages safe for daily consumption?

Most functional and nootropic drinks are made with natural ingredients and are safe for daily use. However, effects vary based on ingredients and individual sensitivities, so it’s best to check labels and consult a healthcare provider if you have concerns.

Are your functional beverages meant to get me 'high' or 'buzzed'?

No. Our functional beverages use adaptogens, nootropics, and botanicals intended to support mood, energy, or relaxation in a natural way. They are designed to provide a 'lift' or 'calm' rather than the intoxicating effects of alcohol.

What is the difference between '0.0% ABV' and 'Non-Alcoholic?

Products labeled 0.0% ABV contain absolutely no alcohol. Some products labeled 'non-alcoholic' may contain trace amounts of alcohol (less than 0.5% ABV), which is similar to the levels found in ripe fruit or fruit juice.

Is 0.5% really alcohol-free?

In Canada, any product containing less than 1.1% alcohol-by-volume (ABV) is considered alcohol-free because our body metabolizes that amount of alcohol faster than we can feel any effect.

More commonly world-wide, any product containing 0.5% ABV or less is considered alcohol-free.

Fun fact: many foods have some level of ABV due to their natural fermentation. Kombucha, breads made with yeast, overripe bananas, fruit juice, yogurt, soy sauces & vinegars can range from 0.2% ABV up to 1.2% ABV.

Do you offer free shipping?

Free shipping is available in Canada for orders over $150.
Free shipping is also available for wholesale customers.

Slow down without switching off.

Sometimes you need to take the edge off without turning the lights out entirely. The drinks in this category are designed to ease tension, quiet the noise, and help you find a more settled pace, without alcohol and without drowsiness. Wind-down drinks that actually work.