Parenity - Adulting Done Bright

You know what’s exhausting? Literally all of it.

The kids. The job. The slow, crushing avalanche of grown-up responsibilities. And yet—you’re vertical. Again. Relying on a coffee that sort of helps... until it turns you into a mildly panicked woodland creature.

There’s a better way.

Meet Adulting Done Bright™—the morning drink that actually gets it. It wakes you up without launching you into the stratosphere, keeps your brain on, and won’t leave you spiraling in a 2PM caffeine crash. It’s slightly stronger than your go-to coffee, but way smarter: stress adaptogens, antioxidants, and no sad mug of cold regret on your desk.

So, what’s the magic?

• Caffeine that plays nice — paired with L-Theanine, Ashwagandha, and Saffron to keep the chaos dialed down.
• Energy that lasts — thanks to Rhodiola, Ginseng, and Creatine. Big names. Real results.
• Physical perks — because hauling toddlers, laptops, and emotional baggage counts as cardio.
• Antioxidants — fighting free radicals like it’s their full-time job (because it is).
• → Learn more about our data-backed ingredients

Coffee could never.

So go ahead—upgrade your morning. You can keep white-knuckling your way through the fog... or try a 30-dose supply of Adulting Done Bright™ and finally feel like the high-functioning grown-up you’re absolutely faking right now.

Your move.

What to Expect: Taste, Texture & Effects

Taste: Most people love the refreshing fruit flavor. Some don’t. That’s what happens when you use real ingredients and steer clear of sugar. We use stevia—it’s natural, zero-calorie, and yes, it can have a hint of bitterness. You’ve been warned (but you’ll be fine).

Texture: This isn’t a ghost-white powder that vanishes in water. There’s a little texture. Some sediment if it sits. That’s normal—just shake it again or give it a stir. (A shaker bottle with ice works best. Or blend it into juice or a smoothie if you’re feeling fancy.)

Effects: You might feel a clean boost right away (that’s the caffeine + L-theanine talking). But the real magic—like stress support and strength from Ashwagandha and Creatine—builds with daily use. Give it 3–4 weeks. Trust us: consistency hits different.

3000mg creatine monohydrate
150mg caffeine
200mg Panax ginseng
200mg L-theanine
200mg Rhodiola Rosea
15mg saffron
300mg ashwagandha

Contraindications:

• Do not use this product if you have bipolar disorder or bipolar spectrum disorder.
• Do not use if you are pregnant.